For this, I have 2 things to ask:

1. anyone willing to make me an avatar? something so that the whole world may know me. you can message me for more info

2. To better my skills as a writer, I ask that people send me a message with ideas for short 500 word essays. no guarantees as to exact length, but that's the goal. there are 2 ways to submit ideas:
1. 3 words. it can be any 3 words, and somehow i will work them in
2. an actual idea as to what you want, this is good if you need/want a description for your
images or whatnots.

anyways, this will be something that i will try to do regularly. i need the practice, and you want the stories. they tend to be funny or humorous in some way. randomness is common but they can make perfect sense too. so anyways, enough of my ranting. comments are appreciated by the way.